20 funny shayari in hindi

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1. Ek tum ho kitni Achi ho,Ek tum ho kitni pyari ho,Ek tum ho kitni sachi ho, Aur ek ham hain jhut p jhut bole jaa rahe hai

2. Dil me chupa rakhi hai mohobatt, Kale dhan ki tarah, khulasa nahi karta hun kahi hungama naa ho jaaye

3. Log kahte hain, mohabbat ke raste me, har waqt dard milega, mai soch raha hun hospital khol du, mast chalega

4. Ishq ke khayal bhut hain, Ishq ke charche bhot hain, Sochte hain ham bhi karle ishq, Par suna hai ishq me kharche bhot hain

5. Aaj tumpar aansuo ki barsat hogi, Fir wahi kadvi kali raat hogi, Msg na karke tumne jo dil dukhaya hai ja tere badan p khujli sari raat hogi

funny shayari

funny shayari


6. Mera dil jigger kidney liver ho tum, Waqt bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum, Jisme dub kar kho jaaye vo river ho tum, Ab to meri life me forever ho tum

7. Aasmaan jitna neela hai, Suraj jitna peela hai, Pani jitna geela hai, Aapka screw utha hi dheela hai

8. Vo ishq to karti hai par Junoon nahi karti, Vo katal to karti hai par khoon nahi karti, Itni kanjoos hai mere chahne wali, Miss call to karti hai par phoe nahi karti

9. Bindas muskuraya karo kya gam hai, Zindagi me tension kisko kam hai, Yaad karne wale to bhut hain aapko, Par dil se tang karne wale to sirf ham hai,

10. Bhut khubsurat ho tum, khud ko dunia ki najro se bachaya karo, ankho me kajal hi nahi, gale me nibu aur mirchi bhi latkaya karo

11. Aaj ek bhut dardnak sa khayal aay hai, Mere phone ki bhi setting hai par meri nahi

12. Muje vo kahti hai ki teri zindagi ko jannat bana dugi, Bnana use dal chawal bhi nahi aata

 


funny shayari in hindi

funny shayari in hindi


13. Hasina se mile najar attraction ho bhi dakta hai, Chadehe fever mohobbat ka to action ho bhi sakta hai, Hasiono ko musibat samgh kar dur hi rahna yaroo, Ye angrezi dawaye hain reaction ho bhi sakta hai,


14. Pyar karne ki ek apni hi reet hai, Pyar ka dusra naam hi preet hai, Jab tak na pate apki wali, Try karte raho kyuki dark e aage jeet hai,

 


15. Tenu itna mai pyar karu, Ek pal vich 100 bar karu, Tu jawe je menu chad ke, Thapad maar ke mu lal karu,

16. Maine pucha chand se, Ke dekha hai mere yaar sa hansi, Chand ne kaha…han parso Powder lagate hue dekha tha


17. Jab ladkio k paass karne ke lia kuch nahi hota, Tab vo apna mood kharab kar leti hain


18. Pasand naa aaye mera sath to bata dena, Ham tumhari khusi ke lia, Tumko hi maar denge

19. do kawe aapas me mil kar itna, Kaw kaw nahi karte, Jitna ye ladkia aww aww karti hain

20. Har khusi teri taraf mod du, Tere lia chand tare tod du, Tere lia sara jahan chod du, Itna hi kafi hai ya 2-3 jhut aur bol du

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