Funny dialogue to impress any girl

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funny dialogue
funny dialogue

dosto is post me mai apko kuch ase funny dialogue btane wala hun jisko sun kar koi bhi ladki aapse impress ho jayegi, but ye dialogue soch samagh kar use kijiyega, so agar ye funny dialogue aap chat me use karenge to apki chat intresting bn jayegi

funny dialogue
funny dialogue

1. apko to borolean ka model hona chahiye
vo kyu
kyuki apki beauty dekh kar to ladkia jealous ho jati hain
2. aapke paas helmet hai
han hai
to de do yar aapse milne ke baad mera Dil 200 km ki speed se chl rha hai kahi accident na ho jaye
3. Suno kiraya/ rent kab dogi
kis chiz ka kiraya
kab se mere Dil me rah rahi ho
4. Suno apni pic dedo wallpaper lgana hai
– meri pic ku
log model ki pic lgate hain aap konsa model se kam ho
5. aap ek insurance company khol lo
apko dekh kar to sab apna dil kho dete hain to insurance karwana padega na
acha ji
han sirf me hi bacha hu
6. apki dp dekh kar to meri kidney me heart attack aa gya hai
apki hi kidney me heart attack aa sakta hai
apko dekh kar to mera liver bhi dhadakne lgta hai

7. He- Muje ek secret information mili hai
She- kya
He- tmhara Dil chori hone wala hai to asa kro muje de do mai sambhal ke rakhuga.

8. Tum Durdarshan se paasdarshan kab banogi

9. jio ke network aaye ya na aaye…par tmhe dekh kar Apni future Wife ki yaad jaroor aa jati hai

10. Tmhara face ka angle 45° hai na
– face ka bhi angle hota hai kya
– han 45°= a.cute angle( maths wala)

11. jabse tum meri life ke solar system me aai ho tabse mere dil ka ecosystem hil gya hai

12. (Love)²= kya hoga { ye ladki se puchna}
– nhi pta tum btao
– (Love)²= love² + you² + I Love You2

dosto agar aap asi video dekhna chahte hain to niche dia hue link par click karen-

 

12 COMMENTS

  1. Neeraj bhai main apka bahot bada fan hn or mujhe apse kafi kuch seekhne mila h ..lekn
    Apse meri ek or req h please kuch asi video bnaye….k mujhe relationship m 3 saal hone ko aa gaye hain ek ladki h main use bht pyar krta hn or wo bhi mujse bht pyar krti h lekn Aj aisa wtq agya h wo khush rhne k liye apne frndz ko time spend krnti h lekn mere sath nhi jab maine usse ye bat pochi tu usne bola wo frndz mujhe bht khush rkhte hain maine usko bola kya main khush nhi rkhta ya rkha nhi boli bht khush rkha tmse zyda care nhi kiisi ne aj tk lekn ab tmme wo bat nhi rhi…to neeraj bhai btao ab main kya krun aisa naya kuch kahan se lekr aun jo wo phle ki trhan mujse interested le baten krne m please kuch asi video bnao old relationship walo pr…and lub u bhai😙

    • bhai waqt ke sath sath interest khatam hone lgta hai..agar interest khatam ho gya toh samne wale to farak nhi padega uske liye bhale tum jaan hi kyun na de do…self esteem bachao bhai aur kuchh nhi keh skta

  2. gf se din me ek bar baat karo bus jada chat karoge to wo bor hoti h usko time din me ek bar fix kar lo jab wo puche ki din bhar kaha busy rahete ho to bolo ki hamre future k bare me maine socha shadi bad hamre bache khush rahe is liue abhi se mahinat kara hu tak shadi k bad tmko aur hamre bache ko khush rakh saku mai
    shadab bhai ye apk liye h tips na kaam kare to mujhe gali de sakte ho aap

  3. Bhai…ek ladki hai..mere sath coaching me padhti h..mujhe behad pasand h..bhai dil sa aa gya h us par…but main low status ka hu..or wo high..smjh nhi aa rha kaise patau usko..thodi help kar do yrr

  4. Bhai heart impress wale dialogue our leke aao bhai jo ladki i love u bolde bs bhai or leke aao video bhai aapka m bhut bada fan hu…

  5. sir may school student hu,9th se ek ladky bhutt passand hai …kabhi usse baat nhi ki wise to sabhi ladkiyo se baat kr leta hu,acche se koi problem nhi hoti pr sir use saamne aa Jane se hi,….pta chi kya ho jata hai hath kaapne late hai dil ki darken bath jaati hai may stack sa jata hu man use bhoot like krta hu sir ,
    9th 10th kb biota pta hi chi chala ,… use dekh leta hu to pura din special ho jaga hai …11 th class me aa gya hu …… wo jada kisi ldke se baat ghi krui .. plzzzzzz help me sir …..agr wo chi mili to apni ksm ..agr wo chi …to koi uski jaise ahi nahi ,….., jab tak mammie papa kisi aoor se shade khi craw doge kisi kko dusri njr se kabuki dekhuga chi nahi plzzz help me sir im fall in love with ……******…plzz help me sir

  6. Bro me ek lodki se pyar karta hoon,w o ldki mujha or Mari family ko aasi tarah se jaanta Hain. mein Mari tarf se har kushis kar suka hoon,Mein jitna hao saka usko happy rakhna ko try karta hoon, Kavi lgta Hain wo mujh se impresd Hain or Kavi nahi.
    Problem yeh huwa no wo Mari proposal ko acpt kr Rahi Hain na mujhse chat karna stop kar Rahi Hain,
    Wo avi mera dhakon ban chuki Hain lakin mein kasa usko Mari pyaar ka feeling batao ki mein unse kitna Mohabbat karta hoon.
    Ignore ham se hao nahi paiga,Push&pull karna ka Liya ham dunu alg alg jagh pe rahta Hain.
    Plz Bhai help kardijiya🙏🙏🙏🙏
    Yeh Mari first love Hain plz plz

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