30 funny dialogue to impress any girl

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funny dialogue to impress a girl
hello dosto is video me mai apko 24 funny dialogue batane wala hun jinhe sun kar koi bhi ladki impress ho sakti hai bas aapko ye dialogue sun kar koi bhi ladki impress ho jayegi bas apko ye dialogue sahi waqt par maarne hain.
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funny dialogue to impress a girl
1.Ap breakfast me dove khate ho Kya? Ldki apse puchegi ”kyu” toh aap khna hai to fir aap itne cute kaise ho. (dove is a soap)
2. Kya ap mujhe apna Dil Doge? Agar ldki ”no” kahegi to fir khna thik hai fir kidney hi de do, 2 lakh me bik jayegi.(dosto soch samagh kar use karna, gusse wali ladki par mat use karna ye dialogue)
3. Agar koi ldki apko sorry ya thank you kehti hai toh use khna, sorry mat bolo yar agar kuch bolna hi hai to I love bol do aur apni 3 doston ko bhi bolo ki vo bhi muje i love you bolen, is tarah sara shaher mujse pyar karne lagega. (jai ho!)
4. Agar main apko propose krunga toh ap mjhe zhadu se marogi ya belan se, “ladki haan ya na kuch bhi keh skti hai” aap reply krna ki maar lo yar waise bhi mujhe cute ldkiyon se maar khana acha lgta hai.
5.Mujhe apke Dil Mei flat chaiye? Ldki agar haan bolti hai toh Usse puchna Kya Kya facilities hai agar wo khe kuch bhi nhi toh kehna apka pyaar hi kaafi hai.
6.Kya apke pass mere Dil ki chabi hai? Ldki khegi ”no” toh aap kehna to fir taala hi tod do.
7.Apko ek baat btaon? Ldki khegi Kya toh khna main jb bhi apko dekhta Hoon toh mere Dil mein guitar nhi DJ bjna lgta hai .
8. Kya ap bachpan se bisleri ka paani peete ho? Toh fir apka Dil itna pure kaise hai.
9. Apse ek baat kehni hai? Ldki puchegi ‘Kya’ to aap bolna Bandook ki goli aur aap ki boli seedha Dil mein ja kar lagti hai.
10. Apko apna naam nirma rakh lena chahiye, Ldki puchegi kyu? Kyuki hema, rekha, Jaya aur sushma sbki pasand nirma, nirma.
11.Ap Dermi cool use krte ho Kya ? Ldki bolegi haan, na ya phir kyu. AP kehna toh phir apko dekh kr main thanda kyu pd jaata Hoon.
12. Apko addition krna aata hai ? Ldki bolegi kyu toh kehna toh calculation Kr lo apko dekhr Mera Dil kitni baar beat krta hai.
13.Ldki se pucho suno ? Ldki bolegi sunao. Tum kehna jis tarah aadhar hai sabka adhikar waise hi tumhare pyaar Bina Mai hoon bekar.
14. Kya tumhari koi airline hai Kya ? Ldki bolegi nhi ya kyu ? Toh kehna apko dekhar Maine udne kyu lgta Hoon.
15. Ap bolo suno? Ldki bolegi sunao toh kehna jis tarah pencil akeli hai bin rubber Kya tumhe pta hai mere Dil ki khabar.
16. “agar kya kar rahe ho” ka answer Ladki  “kuch nhi” bole to Usse kaho to fir mentos khao dimag ki bati jalao.

 

17. Main soch rha Hoon ki ek Naya religion start karu tumhare naam se? Ldki puchegi aisa kyu, Ap bolna taaki main din raat tumhari Pooja aaradhna kr saku.
18. Yrr tum mere saath hand shake mt Kiya karo, Ldki puchegi “kyu” toh kehna tumhara hand ffingerprint sensor ki tarah hai jb bhi tum touch krti ho Mera Dil vibrate ho jata hai.
19. Kya tum beejli vibhag Mei kaam krti ho? Ldki khegi nhi toh kehna tumhe dekhte hi mere Dil Mei bijli Kyu kadakne lgti hai.
20. Usse ye Kaho Maine suna hai ki jb sb darwaje band ho jaate hai toh ek Naya darwaja khul jaata hai kya Ap wahi darwaja ho.
21. Usse Kaho “suno” wo khegi bolo tum kehna yr, adjust fan bn kr Meri life mein adjust ho jao na. (exhaust fan is also called as adjust fan coz it adjusts rooms air)
22. Ap yeh bhi keh sakte ho ki aap wo kasti ho, Jiska sahara mil Jaye toh Meri Ghar grahasti bs Jaye.
23. Mom says no love, pr jbse apko dekha hai tabse mom ki baat manne ka mn nhi Kar rha hai.
24. Ap majak Mei yeh bhi keh sakto ho ki Mera Dil sirf ye chahe, ki aapke baar baar darshan ho Jaye
25. Tum Wi-fi ho kya
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Fir tmhe dekh kar mere Dil ka Hotspot on ku ho jata hai
26. mai apko kuch donate karna chahta hu
kya
mera dil ♥️
27. Suna hai apke blood me Magnet hai
apne kha se sun lia
mere blood me iron hai aur mai apki taraf khicha chla aa rha hu
28. playstore se mere Dil ka application apne dil me install kr lo na
29. barish ko rain khte h
railgadi ko train kahte hain
aur hame sab aapka Fan khte hain
30. apko dekhne ke baad mera Dil buffer krna shuru kr deta hai

28 COMMENTS

  1. Bhai muje aap ki personal help chahiye meri bhy ek love story ki chatting vdo upload kar do you tube par mai apni id ka no password bta du ga aap ko mera ous se break up ho gaya hai meri saali se maine kuch din as a friend bat ki thy toh vo bhy meri diwani ho gai thy toh ous ne Simran (G.F)ban kar mere sath sex chat ki aur phir vo saari chat apni di ko dhika di isliye break ho gaya jab vo ye vdo dheke gi toh ouse meri yaad aa a gi tab vo sahayad vapis aa ja a mai ous se bahut pyaar karta hu maine saare dailog aap k hi use kiye hai aap ki hi vdos dhek kar sikha hai maine plz yaar hamere pyaar k liye

  2. Boy :
    Girl :
    Ese likh sakte hee to read karne bhi maja ayega or samj na bhi asan ho jayega baki to bhai aap jakasss ho Zindagi rahi to apse ek bar milna Zaroor hai U R awesome bro 😍

    • Plz bhai mujhe tumhari help chahiye main Apne pados ki ladki Ko like krta hu ek saal ho gya hai maine use directly bola tha but usne mana kr diya tha kuch time Baad main use dekhne lga dekh k smile krta tha wo bhi mujhe dekh k smile krti thi ye sb kafi time chala phir maine usse friendship k liye bola to usne kha only friendship aage kuch nhi Maine bhi haa bol diya kuch din FB pr chat ki or phir se Apne Dil ki baat boli but usne mana kr diya family career etc ka bahana deti hai or khti in sb cheezo me Rona dhona hota hai isliye mujhse nhi hoga agr tumhe koi or pasand hai to main help kr dugi…do teen chat pr bol Chuka hu but wo mana kr deti or khti agr main haa bol dugi to aage problem hogi hum dono Ko hum hamesha friend bn k rh skte hai face to face baat nhi ho paati chat pr hi Hoti hai plz meri help krdo kya Kru k wo haa bol de.

  3. Yaar mai ek larki se daily baat krta hun chat and call pr but wo meri friend hai and mai use bahut pyaar krta hun but mujhe samjh nii arha ki use bolu kaise

  4. Bhai apka help chaiye.. prsn.. bt apka word really awesome… I just fan of ur… Bhai plz prsn baat pe thorda help kr do…

  5. Plz bhai psnl me baat karna he.. thorda waqt mil kr mujhe help kro.. ap to PURA love gure hne.. mera email v derhe.. help me bro

  6. Hy bro ur meri na ek frnd hai bht achi or mai ussebht zyada bat krta chatting pr bhi or call b lkn wo mko bolti hai k hm frnds hain bs or kuch ni ku k mai apne papa ka trust ni todna chahti ow mko apna beta mante hain
    To yr usko kaise set kru bro
    Bta do yr

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